The Relationship Department Presents

Girlfriend Application ♡

Future Girlfriend · Potential Promotion to Mrs. Dias

♡ ONE OPENING AVAILABLE ♡

Page 1 of 3 · The basics

First impressions 💌

A few essentials before we begin the highly selective process.

Your name *

How can I reach you? *

Enter an email address, a phone number, or both — your choice.

Email addressPhone number

Please enter an email address or phone number.

Age *

City / State

Height (yes, we're keeping this one 😂)

Mentally and emotionally ready for a relationship? *

YesNot yetIt's complicated 😂

If yes, what makes you ready?

Page 2 of 3 · Chemistry check

What's your vibe? ❤️

Select all that apply where indicated. No essays required.

Your love language (select all that apply)

Quality timePhysical touchSweet wordsThoughtful actionsLittle gifts

What can I call you? (select all that apply)

BabyBabeLoveHoneyMommyMama

Ideal date (select all that apply)

Dinner & conversationAdventureCozy night inSurprise me

Your flirting style

SweetPlayfulBoldShy at first

Freaky or not? 😏

Sweet & reservedA little adventurousDepends on chemistryLet's discuss

Your best physical feature and best emotional quality?

Page 3 of 3 · Relationship department

The important stuff 💘

Still fun, but honesty and mutual respect matter.

Are you loyal, honest and respectful? *

YesI'm working on itNo

Have you ever cheated in a relationship?

NoYes, and learnedPrefer to discuss

Your take on close friendships / texting with people of the opposite sex while committed?

Okay with boundariesDepends on contextNot comfortableLet's talk

Do you keep in contact with an ex or previous sexual partner?

NoYesOnly when necessary

Are you currently free of any known STIs/STDs?

YesNoNot sureDiscuss privately

Self-reported status is not a substitute for testing; consider mutual testing before intimacy.

Faith / relationship with God (optional)

Important to mePersonal/privateNot centralSkip this one

What do you bring to a relationship?

Why should you get the one available girlfriend spot? 💌

I understand this is a playful, voluntary application and I choose to submit my answers. *

Your answers will be emailed to the private application inbox. Please don't include passwords, identification numbers, or medical documents. Submission does not guarantee a date, girlfriend status, or promotion to wife. 😉

Future Mrs. Dias Relationship Department · One opening · No pressure · Good vibes